Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Quick, to the slutcave!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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