wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The Olympian is in my bed
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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