Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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