I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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