Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Goodbee
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize