This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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