just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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