Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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