in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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