Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We are two peas in an std pod
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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