Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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