brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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