well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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