Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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