i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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