awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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