Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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