I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize