you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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