what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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