Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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