did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
