nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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