You smell like stripper and shame
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
