so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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