Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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