Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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