I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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