dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
