Fine. I'll sleep in my office
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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