Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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