you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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