Your dad touched me again.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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