Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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