This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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