Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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