he puts the penis in happiness.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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