dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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