Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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