I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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