Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I know her cup size but not her name....
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