I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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