How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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