I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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