i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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