Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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