that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Say something about gay babies.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
