is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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