is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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