we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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