No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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