playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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