Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We have started to decorate penises.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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