can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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