It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
