bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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