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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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